Top five reasons why computers must be male
| Top five reasons why computers must be female
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| They're heavily dependent on external tools and equipment. | No one but their creator understands their logic. |
| They periodically cut you off right when you think you've established a network connection. | Even the smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference. |
| They'll usually do what you ask them to do, but they won't do more than they have to and they won't think of it on their own. | The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. |
| They're typically obsolete within five years and need to be traded in for a new model. Some users, however, feel they've already invested so much in the damn machine that they're compelled to remain with an underpowered system. | The message, "Bad command or filename" is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you", then I'm certainly not going to tell you. |
| They get hot when you turn them on, and that's the only time you have their attention. | As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. |
